What approach do you take towards door-to-door and other in-the-flesh proselytizers?
What I hope I can remember to try next time is: "Which brand of primitive mythology/ignorant superstition are you selling now?" Kind of along the lines of "Have you stopped beating your spouse yet?"
That should throw 'em for a loop. (Steve Keppel-Jones #54)
If these people call in order to preach to me, I feel I have the right
to try to encourage them to think about an important issue. (Lesley Dove)
Then I say, "Because I know more about it than you do."
They just slowly turn around and leave. (Clothaire #1392)
Hahahahahaha!!! (Therion Ware #422)
A firm "I am not a Christian" works reasonably well in sticky social situations (let them imagine what they will), and my *good* friends know that I am an atheist (though most of them *aren't*). (Pat Kiewicz #1154)
3. Chase them off with a meat cleaver. Works well against all comers. 4.
If they're Mormon, invite them in for a nice caffeinated drink. Let
them talk to my wife, who can quote chapter and verse, and who usually converts them...
Now if only Amway were this easily thwarted... (Eric #1532)
Anyhow, a polite "Sorry, not interested" usually ends the conversation
and they retreat as I close the door. If they continue to jabber away,
I will reiterate (more forcefully) that I am not interested and that
I am an atheist, or, as I intend to say next time: "I am not interested
in your death-cult mythology".
If they persist (and I haven't closed the door to effectively end the conversation) I will attack their mythology and particular flavour of
it. 99 per cent of the time the polite "not interested" is as far as
it goes. Rarely, have I had to be more firm.
One time, however, my "guidelines" became irrelavent. I have related
this before (even did a cut, paste, and edit from a couple of posts :-)).
The only time I really got nasty with a JW was years ago when one started the conversation
with "Are you worried about the future?" I said no, and that threw him for a loop, and he
immediately launched into his bible-thumping without allowing for a polite "not interested"
refusal, so I went into attack mode. I cut him off and laughingly said that I bet he even
believed that the world was created in six days. He pointed to his watch and said something
along the lines of "this watch didn't evolve, it was created". I replied: "Telling time has
evolved, first as a stick in the ground, then as a sundial..." Sort of killed his idea of
bringing up the Watchmaker crap. I must say that his smiley, holier-than-thou demeanour
disappeared very quickly. The "discussion" deteriorated quite rapidly from there.
My final parting shot, as his wife (or helper) was dragging him away, was: "Put your bible
down for once, and read a real book." (Keith Brannen #713)
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